Wednesday, September 2, 2009

Ten Signs Your Spouse Might Be Planning to Divorce You

1. When they start having their mail sent to the office.
2. When they spend more time looking at porn than wanting to have sex with you.
3. When the fighting stops because they don't even want to bother; the "quiet before the storm."
4. When they start to spend more and more time away from home.
5. When they begin to have friends you've never met.
6. When they start sleeping in another room, or ask you to.
7. When they become secretive about money, and/or start squirreling it away.
8. When they stop wanting to do things with you.
9. When you start noticing the same number showing up on the cell phone bill, over and over.
10. When the credit card shows purchases for rooms, dinners, or gifts that you know nothing about.

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